{"slip": { "id": 100, "advice": "Everybody makes mistakes."}}
{"slip": { "id": 95, "advice": "Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example."}}
{"slip": { "id": 107, "advice": "If you don't ask, you don't get."}}
{"slip": { "id": 45, "advice": "Build something out of LEGO."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 33, "advice": "Don't let the bastards grind you down."}}
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Joseph D. Patch was a career officer in the United States Army. A veteran of the Mexican Border War, World War I and World War II, his awards and decorations included the Distinguished Service Cross. Patch served from 1909 to 1945, and he attained the rank of major general as the Second World War commander of the 80th Infantry Division.
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{"slip": { "id": 51, "advice": "It's wrong to be right."}}